Another orange monstrosity? No, my friend—this is an orange miracle. Behold the Arquitens-class light cruiser, the sharpest blade in the sector, now available in a shade that guarantees the enemy will see their doom coming from light-years away.
Think of it as a very large, very angry orchid. It has the speed to outrun what it cannot outgun, and the "diplomatic" presence to ensure your trade negotiations always end in your favor. This particular beauty has been maintained with the kind of obsessive care I usually reserve for my shockball trophies.
Is it subtle? Absolutely not. Is it a profit-generating powerhouse that screams "I am the boss of this trade lane"? You bet your credits it is. Buy it now before I decide to keep it for my own private escort. It's a "citrus-ly" devastating addition to any fleet.
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[in-character]That should do the trick. If they can't see the value in a mobile fortress that looks like a giant floating fruit, they don't deserve to fly it.[/in-character]
| 1x Arquitens-class Light Cruiser |